I know this comes as no big shock,
I really do hate writer’s block.
I rant and rave. I scream and curse.
I just can’t seem to write this verse.
I try, but it's impossible to cajole
Coherent words from rigmarole.
This poppycock, this balderdash,
This gobbledygook, I won’t rehash.
I pray that soon this trend is bucked,
This writer’s block can go take a hike.