Current Events (In Limerick Form)

A governor from Illinois,

Caught being a very bad boy,

Sent off on “vacation”

For incarceration,

And his stylist is now unemployed.

The Prez turned down the pipeline for oil,

And the voter’s blood started to boil.

As their gas prices rise,

There’s a fire in their eyes

As to fill their tanks, harder they toil.

Congress faces a huge budget gap

With spending they can’t seem to cap.

If they can’t plug that hole,

When we stand at the poll,

Let’s all give them an electoral slap.